NOT AVAILABLE - A TRAILER'S WORTH OF WONKY WOOD

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SORRY FOLKS — WE’RE ALL OUT (FOR NOW!)
Keep checking back for updates, or better yet, register your interest and pre-order.
📞 Contact Mike: 07757 136268
📧 hello@verringtonfirewood.co.uk

Before we go any further — some exciting news! We’ve recently merged with a fantastic local supplier, meaning we can now offer the same premium-quality hardwood logs at brilliant prices, with expanded service covering Shepton Mallet and the surrounding areas. More wood, more value, more happy burners!

The summer feels like it’s finally arrived… YAY!
As you sit there sweltering in your deckchair, firewood is probably the last thing on your mind.

UNLESS…
You’ve got a fire pit or chiminea.
In which case, you’re going to absolutely LUUURVE our SUMMER SIZZLER OFFER.
Put down that martini and pay attention!

🔥 SUMMER SIZZLER – STRICTLY FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

A FULL TRAILER'S WORTH* of wood to keep the chill off those summer evenings for
🎉 ONLY £80! 🎉

Enjoy FREE DELIVERY within 10 miles of Wincanton.

Now… full honesty time.
This isn’t pretty wood.
It’s gnarly, knotty, grotty wood.
You definitely shouldn’t burn it in your stove —
but it’s absolutely perfect for fire pits and chimineas.

So if you’re the sort of person who proudly buys Wonky Carrots,
why not treat yourself to our Wonky Wood?
It burns just as good!

⭐ ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT — WHEN IT’S GONE, IT’S GONE!

📞 Contact Mike with your orders today.
Be seeing you…

*Trailer Dimensions 6'x4'